Weird and awkward, odd and strange;

a set of quirks as broad as a mountain range.

Never really fit in but can’t seem to fit out –

what, really, is fitting all about?

If I can’t fit here, there, now or then,

will I fit somewhere – and if so, when?

Yes, yes you will – the “when”, I can’t say,

but when you fit with yourself,

you’ll be well on your way.


*Click* – a missile, flying through the air into the sea.

*Click* – some politician spitting “What I say shall be, shall be!”

*Click* – bird flu killed a lion, some otters and a bear.

*Click* – Kim Jong Un has a daughter and we’re supposed to care.

*Click* – twenty four new angles of Chinese spy balloons.

*Click* – ah, now that’s much better. I forgot about cartoons.