*Click* – a missile, flying through the air into the sea.
*Click* – some politician spitting “What I say shall be, shall be!”
*Click* – bird flu killed a lion, some otters and a bear.
*Click* – Kim Jong Un has a daughter and we’re supposed to care.
*Click* – twenty four new angles of Chinese spy balloons.
*Click* – ah, now that’s much better. I forgot about cartoons.